Monday, April 27, 2009

I Am Back! With a Vengeance!

First off, I KNOW. Shame on me for taking such a long hiatus, but everyone needs some "me time." In case you were wondering, this personal vay-cay was just what I needed to get those creative juices flowing again. Since I've been gone, here is a quick rundown of what has happened in my life-I have swine flu.

I am half kidding, but I AM seriously sick. It is odd-every time I have claimed illness, it was only to get a day off of school. I can honestly say this is the sickest I have been in a long while. Symptoms: Fever, sore throat, chills, deep cough, and sinus pressure. Though it make look like I copied and pasted that list from the Center for Disease Control's website's page on swine flu, I did not. Now before you jump to conclusions and tell me to get my rear to a hospital, I'll tell you why I am fairly certain swine flu has not infected me. My co-writer, Elaura, knew of my fears and payed close attention to the Today Show's story on the bug. When she called me during sociology, I knew my health was dependent upon me taking the call. So I fidgeted in my seat and pretended I had to go relieve myself. I ran out the door and answered the phone. I gave her a run down of my symptoms. Things were looking pretty grim for a while, but then she asked me a question that gave me hope. "Is your fever over 102?" Well, I had never actually taken my temperature, it was simply one of those things where I knew I had fever. Now I know I have been known to be a tad dramatic at times, but even I couldn't fake a 102 temp. Yes, I am sick, but I am not that sick. So I cried out in joy (as much as my hoarse voice would allow) and returned to sociology with a new lease on life.

In other news, TWO WEEKS LEFT! Actually, less than. It is hard to believe at times, seeing as how the months went by so fast. I can't even imagine what Clare and Margaret are going through right now. The real word is upon them, and they are entering it at the worst time possible. I know that sounds bleak, and I am sorry to be such a downer, it's just that their leaving is affecting me in a negative way as well. Who will pick me up and take me to cold stone? Who will get me free tickets to Chief's games? Who will accompany me to Cheif's games? Who will walk downtown with me for a rite-aid visit? Who will drive home for the fanconi run with me? Who will drive me anywhere? In all seriousness, having them here has been a real godsend. They made my transition into a college student smooth and comforting. Both were always ready with half a bed or a lambskin rug to sleep on when I was feeling homesick or sick of the dorms. And the bagels! THE BAGELS! I guess I'll be able to make my own next year, but no one does a cinnamon toasted like Madge, and Clare knows just the amount of middle to cut out. Also, a quick thanks to my big-Barbie, we may not be Setons, but we're awesome. Damn, I should have saved this for their graduation cards.

I feel like a p.b. sandwich. It is good to be back.

Yours,
Martha

5 comments:

Emily said...

An excellent return post! I am also worried about your swine flu. I have done quite a bit of research and quite frankly, it terrifies me. I hope you don't have it! If it is any comfort, I will go to the Chief's games with you. Now, I know I don't have a car, free tickets, or any sisterly attachment to offer, but I might be able to offer a quick fix! I hope you feel better soon!

Jamil said...

SINCE U BEEN GONE!!! I am tempted to burst out in song right here in your room, but I will refrain. Haha. Besides, that song doesn't quite get the right message across. (Speaking of the messages in Kelly Clarkson's songs.. I don't think I fully understand the new one "I Do Not Hook Up." Seems pretty straightforward until you watch the video/REALLY listen to the lyrics). I digress. I am so glad you've returned to the blogging world. And fear not, if all goes according to plan, I will have my car here, parked in the garage below Coughlin Hall (can't believe I really just called it that), and I will drive you to and fro. For a small fee. Haha. BAGELS.

P.S. Your Sociology story is really funny. I tots envisioned it in my head as I read it, and it made me smile.

GET WELL SOON, dear friend! Your vocal chords have to prepare for when we win Tay Tay tick-ticks.

Grassyllama said...

Glad to have you back and blogging again. and THANK YOU for the glorious shout-out.

You've inspired me to come back from hiatus as well..maybe.

kate said...
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kate said...

MARTHA. so glad you're back. i know there are so many other ways to reach you but blogging is fun, so you know. i love reading your blogs...they make me smile! i can read it and imagine as though you are telling me the stories and they're great. i am so sorry your sick. don't die! but thank goodness for elaura. i am so excited for this summer you have no idea. have you heard back from royal oaks yet??

much love
peace out